A Haphazard Splatter of Memes

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    Product - *opens work email* 0000 *I don't get paid enough to deal with these people*
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    Cloud - the only thing that can unite a broken and divided country is bud light bringing this back... BUD SALUTES LIGHT VOLUME 1 REAL MEN GENIUS
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    Motor vehicle - Growing up isn't so bad BI US CHAC SCHISCH Adult Lunchable Ribeye Steak Potato 2 Beers $19.99 @highfiveexpert
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    Smile - when you cook dinner at home instead of ordering from Door Dash. OTA
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    Hand - When your dog refuses to swallow the pill
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    Human - dentists are like "open up wide" as if im gonna help them with their job, nope you gotta fight to get your fingers in this mouth
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    Arm - EK! = Someone is selling a couch at work...had to "fix" the picture. Ement ey ace. SAKEST HOW Couch for Sale $300 OBO Palliser couch, 7 years old, 91 long, lightly used, very comfortable, non-smoking & no pets home Saturday Would need to be picked up in August 27 Please text
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    Product - I asked for my coffee dark. But, Bmarmemes Fin 2455
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    Sleeve - The toughest part of astronaut training is the claw trimming.
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    Human - When someone asks about your family and you're trying to decide if you should tell them the Disney or Jerry Springer version. LA Crystallowerycomedy 4K(1+K) Pse 21=(A + n) ²+ k L Pr and
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    Forehead - Whenever someone asks me "how's life with a toddler?" YEAH, I AIN'T GONNA LIE. HE PISSES ME OFF A LITTLE BIT. E THE DAD
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    Handwriting - Don't tell me what to do DO NOT EAT COFFEE WITH KNIFE AND FORK YOU WILL MAKE A MESS @kryzazzy
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    Shoulder - If men have Hooters, why don't we have a restaurant where men with six packs, wear grey sweatpants, & serve us margaritas? We could call it "Wood Peckers"
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    Dog - When you act like you don't know someone is taking a picture of you cuz u think it'll make u look cooler
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    Forehead - Me after realising I, once again, have to wake up and act as a functioning member of society.
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    Font - Me: "I'm in my prime" My knees: The fick you are.
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    Forehead - Athletes at the 2028 summer Olympics in Chicago trying to determine which gunshot is the starting pistol *Confused screaming*
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    Sleeve - Me when I'm hungry. KE I FEEL THE POWER OF SATAN INSIDE ME.
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    Sleeve - The $95.99 lizard for sale at Petco L
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    Plant - He's getting the F out of there LL
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    Textile - Me: I should clean my room Me after picking up one sock:
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    Dog - borf heck
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    Sleeve - "Don't come in here with that goofy shit." Me:
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    Cartoon - It gets worse the longer you look CE
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    Nature - Jesus: *Dies on a cross* Christians:
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    Face - Just sucking today's bullshit out of my head
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    Cartoon - When someone asks about my personal life 410 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THE CONTENTS OF THAT DUMPSTER ARE PRIVATE.
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    Food - tonight.. we dine like kings @EXPLORIZE
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    Purple - YOU'RE IN THEIR DMS I AM ONE OF THE SHADOW PEOPLE THAT ALWAYS LURK IN THEIR PERIPHERAL VISION AND THEY ARE NEVER REALLY SURE IF THEY ARE ALONE
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    Wheel - I miss when we were kids and there were no phones or internet; just some old- fashioned games.

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